Coke Talk*

Coke Talk of the Day

It’s both Blue Monday and Martin Luther King Day.

According to some asshole at a PR firm, today is supposedly the most depressing day of the year. There’s a stupid formula involving the weather, debt, and time since the holidays, but it always adds up to one of the later Mondays in January.

Personally, I feel like shit because it’s also Martin Luther King Day, and I’m over here thinking about injustice and racism in the fog of my Golden Globe hangover. I can be such a shallow cunt sometimes.

Oh, and for the record, I still haven’t found my keys from, like, two months ago. There are so many doors I still can’t open.

Thanks for the hint, 2012.