There is a growing movement of pharmacists...
Oct 30th
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Something about this pic was getting me hot. Then I noticed,...
Oct 28th
Oh, look! The Dementors are about to eat...
Oct 28th
This week on Dear Coke Talk, I gave shady...
Oct 28th
When I stop and think how much tangible influence Mark...
Oct 27th
“May your life be a decadent orgy of wasteful delight in the...”
— A lovely new toast by yours...
— A lovely new toast by yours...
Oct 27th
Ed Hardy Sangria? Ay Dios Mio.
To all the men of Los...
Oct 26th
Really? Name-dropping existentialist philosophers in a...
Oct 26th
In no particular order.
Oct 26th
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Can’t Stop Partying, Weezer feat Lil’ Wayne
“Party like tomorrow is my funeral, gotta stop...
Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
“Which was worse for you? That vial of my blood you drank or...”
— Overheard while brunching on...
— Overheard while brunching on...
Oct 24th
Whatever happened to Steve Guttenberg?!
I was just in the shower, and this question suddenly came from a dark place in my soul.
Oct 24th
Tonight I fully intend to blow lines while topless.
Oct 24th
“Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.”
— Madonna
— Madonna
Oct 24th
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Lady Gaga, Alejandro
Lady Gaga’s new song? Yeah, I liked this the first time back when it was...
Oct 24th
Watch
Calvin Harris’s Humanthesizer (via sexwithsocks)
Oct 24th
Listen
Phoenix “Rome” Neighbors remix feat. Devendra Banhart
My god, this is beautiful.
Oct 23rd
Oct 23rd
Oct 23rd
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Justine Bateman is fucking hilarious.
Oct 23rd
I’ve been sitting alone in an exam room at my new...
Oct 23rd
Talk some shit.
Oct 22nd
“I don’t mind working, holding my ground intellectually,...”
— Anais Nin (via semicolonlove)
— Anais Nin (via semicolonlove)
Oct 22nd
In case you were wondering, this is what we do here.
Oct 22nd
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Simply Sara is a YouTube based cooking show featuring a morbidly obese housewife from the blue...
Oct 21st
Oct 21st
Oct 21st
Now as then, ‘tis simple truth… …sweetest...
Oct 21st
This week on Dear Coke Talk, I gave shady...
Oct 20th
Look what came in the mail today, you guys! I can’t...
Oct 20th
I’m in the booze aisle at Target, and I spot a...
Oct 18th
“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won’t adhere to any...”
— Tom Robbins
— Tom Robbins
Oct 18th
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Lewis Carroll was a stone cold gangsta. If he were alive today, I am sure he would love this.
Oct 18th
Paradise Lost :: Reggie Casagrande
Disco balls and drug...
Oct 18th
This is my single greatest irrational party fear.
Oct 16th
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Coke Talk of the Day
I just got an email from my mom in Florida. Apparently, her next door neighbor’s...
Oct 15th
I just got a wild hair up my ass and ordered both the Disney...
Oct 15th
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You’ve Got The Love (xx Remix), Florence + The Machine
Loren is right. This remix is phenomenal.
Oct 15th
Is the tag on my reputation showing?
One of my vanilla flavored colleagues just pulled me aside and asked me to recommend a place where...
Oct 14th
Oct 14th
What are you doing right now? This is exactly what I’m...
Oct 14th
This fucking decade.
Oct 14th
Wait. 2010?
Holy fuckballs. I just took a big step back and looked at the calendar. Am I the only one freaking...
Oct 14th
People of Walmart
Oct 13th
Coke Talk of the Day
Los Angeles doesn’t have any Walmarts. The surrounding suburbs all have one, so if you look...
Oct 13th
Oct 13th
The same thing happens when I wear a skirt.
Oct 13th
This week on Dear Coke Talk, I gave shady...
Oct 11th
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Party (and Bullshit) in the USA, Notorious BIG vs Miley Cyrus
Slathering on a thick layer of Biggy...
Oct 11th
Oct 11th
“When you make music or write or create, it’s really your job...”
— Lady GaGa (from Blender...
— Lady GaGa (from Blender...
Oct 11th
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Lady Gaga fucks out a live cover of Coldplay’s Viva La Vida
Oct 11th
Watch
Valerie is not a guilty pleasure, for I love Steve Winwood without irony or embarrassment.
Oct 11th
Oct 9th
Bitch got shanked.
I just got an update from the girl who wrote in about her roommate from hell, and I’m proud to...
Oct 9th
Oct 8th
Oct 8th
I gain five pounds:
a) The instant I start using the word “boyfriend.” b) When my bikini drawer becomes...
Oct 8th
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Coke Talk of the Day
Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life. Updating your resume...
Oct 6th
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Sleepyhead (the Knocks Remix) by Passion Pit
This remix pretty much sounds like how it feels to...
Oct 3rd
Tomorrow morning I will be in his kitchen eating a bowl of...
Oct 3rd
Follow my new tumblr.
Oct 3rd
Oct 3rd
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Night Shift by The Commodores
Jackie, mmm, hey whatcha doin’ now?
Oct 2nd
Oct 2nd
People are more violently opposed to fur...
Oct 2nd
On giving advice.
Oct 2nd
At my fantasy dinner party this woman sits next to Debbie...
Oct 2nd