January 2012
59 posts
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Coke Talk of the Night
My BFF brought her annoying vegan work friend to our sushi dinner. This crunchy cunt is currently complaining about the five extra minutes she spent in the express aisle at Whole Foods trying to buy her quinoa lunch. Bitch, please. Nobody cares. Especially since we just found out that one of my BFF’s bridesmaids had to move back in with her mom after finding her boyfriend foaming at the...
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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“I am the Martin Luther King of corporations, the Lockhead Martin Burger King, if...”
– Stephen Colbert is killing it in Charleston right now.
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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WatchWatch
These types of shitheads are everywhere in my industry, and they are the bane of my fucking existence. One of them recently wormed her way up from the assistant level into my department, and I’ve spent the last couple weeks trying to teach her how to wipe her own ass. I liked her well enough at first. She’s hot shit, barely old enough to drink, and loves telling everyone about her...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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A running list of things I have tried to Wikipedia...
• Esperanza Spalding • Ableton Live • World’s Busiest Airports by Passenger Traffic • Fridtjof Nansen • Slab City • Tobias Frere-Jones • Jahangir Razmi • Manuscript Format • Daylight Savings Time • Angus & Julia Stone
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Coke Talk of the Day
It’s both Blue Monday and Martin Luther King Day. According to some asshole at a PR firm, today is supposedly the most depressing day of the year. There’s a stupid formula involving the weather, debt, and time since the holidays, but it always adds up to one of the later Mondays in January. Personally, I feel like shit because it’s also Martin Luther King Day, and I’m...
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 14th
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Coke Talk of the Day
There was a large group of ultra-orthodox jews on my flight this morning, each with a vast array of wacky hats. Some of the hats were big and fuzzy. Some of the hats were tiny and made of wood. None of the hats were allowed to touch the ground, so it took forever to board the damn plane. Things started to get ridiculous when they refused to sit next to women. One of the dudes was assigned the...
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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“It’s 100% solely her. That’s the most honest part. And that’s...”
– Lana Del Rey’s Record Company Executive, without the slightest trace of irony.
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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I smell frankincense and I hear Jay Z music coming...
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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