February 2012
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WatchGPOY on Super Bowl Sunday
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Madonna may be a living legend, but I'm sorry, her... →
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WatchHere is a clip of Dr. Drew asking Alana if there is any methamphetamine in her go-go juice.
You’re welcome.
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This is the most horrifying thing I have ever read... →
I think Mariska Hargitay and Chris Meloni are gonna have to come back when they make this into a special episode of Law and Order SVU.
January 2012
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Coke Talk of the Night
My BFF brought her annoying vegan work friend to our sushi dinner. This crunchy cunt is currently complaining about the five extra minutes she spent in the express aisle at Whole Foods trying to buy her quinoa lunch.
Bitch, please. Nobody cares. Especially since we just found out that one of my BFF’s bridesmaids had to move back in with her mom after finding her boyfriend foaming at the...
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“I am the Martin Luther King of corporations, the Lockhead Martin Burger King, if...”
– Stephen Colbert is killing it in Charleston right now.
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WatchThese types of shitheads are everywhere in my industry, and they are the bane of my fucking existence. One of them recently wormed her way up from the assistant level into my department, and I’ve spent the last couple weeks trying to teach her how to wipe her own ass.
I liked her well enough at first. She’s hot shit, barely old enough to drink, and loves telling everyone about her...
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A running list of things I have tried to Wikipedia...
• Esperanza Spalding • Ableton Live • World’s Busiest Airports by Passenger Traffic • Fridtjof Nansen • Slab City • Tobias Frere-Jones • Jahangir Razmi • Manuscript Format • Daylight Savings Time • Angus & Julia Stone
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